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Ayyye im Amanda. I have a great bf that's also my daddy that I love very much 💖💖 i like pop punk crap, post hardcore music. love gaston and dc comics ✌
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

medusagirlfriend:

the sexual tension between me and a pretty girl on public transportation who doesn’t even notice i’m there

programmerhumour: “Fun with phone numbers ”

programmerhumour:

Fun with phone numbers

(Source: yokaiart)

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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readywithreadywit:

transmeddling:

government-mandated-robo-gf:

fluoride-bomb:

sheepdippedmax:

impactings:

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

y'all really gotta be like this huh

this is why we can’t have nice things

(Source: iraffiruse)

earthdad:

when you’re only packing 3 inches but you do your best to make her nut anyways

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therealjoycesepticeye:

comradewodka:

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

Visual representation of feeling yourself

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